walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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