if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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