i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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