she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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