The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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