I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Congratulations! We have a period
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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