Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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