So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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