I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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