marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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