Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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