brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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