If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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