what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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