ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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