Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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