He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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