Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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