one might say we're banned from that church
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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