I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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