no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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