I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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