There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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