I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think your dad took our porno
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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