I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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