nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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