i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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