Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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