Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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