Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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