new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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