Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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