If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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Do I have a choice?
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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