11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
we have officially lost it.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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