just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
