Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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