I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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