just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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