She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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