Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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