I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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