when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
