He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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