I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We talked him into tasing himself.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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