I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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