maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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