but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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