OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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