Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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