Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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