Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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