matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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