is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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