On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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