Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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