I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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