OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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